isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

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r-amp:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

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zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

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aangnog:

sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with

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